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'Ah, Galagher, we made good use of your proposal.'

"You're invited to our management excursion. Come dresses as a pinata."

"He likes it."

Busy Workload Today and Especially Tomorrow

'Not exactly what I meant by job creation.'

"The jury didn't buy my defense that CEOs just want to have fun."

Boy in toy car talking on phone.

'Interesting. At first, I didn't pick her as dominant.' - Child chairs meeting at Toys Inc.

"But rather than me just sitting here talking, why don't we watch this video of me sitting here talking?"

"He's in a meeting, but you have 25 seconds to leave a video message."

Cat Boss

"This new policy of resisting change is certainly innovative."

Businessman has in/out boxes labeled 'OPS' and APPS.'

"I've gotten plenty of table scraps but no one has ever given me money under the table."

"My company's board members all told me the vision statement I wrote is really blurry."

Free-range C.E.O.s

"Larry, can you take over the meeting for a minute? My doctor is insisting I take a few deep breaths."

"Damn it, Bershire, I've told you to never call me when I'm in my executive ball pit!"

Executive Conkers.

Man at important looking desk lined with quill pens gets ready to shoot one at a dartboard on his wall.

"Our founder was a real joker. That's the first silver dollar he ever glued to the floor."

'May I play through please?'

'Your proposal's on my desk right now, though I have to admit, I've made some significant changes.'

"A fellow human being to see Mr. Driscoll."

"I think it's important that we look at this holistically."

"Ok, if we could just synchronise chairs..."

"And then one day, I had this revelation: Why not go public with my non-profit business and start making some big bucks?"

'I'd like to see that smart aleck second grade teacher ask me if I have enough for the whole class now.'

'As you may know, I'll retire in a few weeks but you better not think that I'm a lame duck now!'

Chief Executives Teddy

'The company has got a long term strategy. Let our successors in a few years clean up the mess we bring about today.'

"Can someone have a word with Jenkins about his dress code? Quite frankly, it's unprofessional."

My husband's dynamic, aggressive executive material, but he's too shy to say so!

"Your dinner is in the convenience store."

"These are of all my affiliates."