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'This is impressive, Roberts, but I'm not sure that it qualifies as work-place leadership.'

"The boss is the fatherly type. He never fires anybody."

Microbe manager.

"I don't consider a missing four million dollars to be 'monkeyshines'."

'Now THIS is my idea of a creative department.'

'That large, rolled up newspaper is a reminder - mess up in this office and you'll pay the price.'

"He's actually my co-counsel, but you may scratch his head."

'Must really be a terrible headache you've got there, Doctor.'

A dog postal worker delivers through a letterbox in a doggy door.

"Okay...tell me again what training seminar we sent Bill to?"

I'm afraid neatness doesn't count, Mrs Wilson

"That's Arnie, our resident meeting moth. He doesn't have an office... Just flits all day from one meeting to another. And be careful: he's got a thing for wool!"

Office: Empowerment Drawer.

Joint Ventures!

"Jenkins, come in and pull up a bean bag."

Cat Boss

"Ah, Stevens—sit anywhere."

"No more Dr Nice guy"

"Would someone dim the lights? I'm about to launch into the paranoid and conspiratorial portion of my report."

A businessman sits behinds a desk with a nameplate that reads "Charles F. Baxter - Previously frozen".

"However, should the need arise at Cyber-Biogenetics, for a trusty sidekick, we have your resume on file."

Self-Employment

'A resume painted in oils on canvas? How long have you been out of work?'

'Bancroft, it's time to pay the salesmen their bonuses. Would you please stop at the butchers' shop and get a few pounds of raw meat?'

'That line means good managerial skills!'

'You'll find, Smith, that there's a very relaxed atmosphere in this office.'

'They're both great quarterbacks, but I chose Matt as my starter because he's dating a celebrity!'

'If hired, where do you see yourself with the company in five years?'

"Retirement will be a pipe dream for many of us...we need to explore new careers for later life."

"Damn it, Bershire, I've told you to never call me when I'm in my executive ball pit!"

'Now, now, Mancini, we all have to start somewhere!'

'This is where we bring people we're thinking of hiring as decision makers.'

"Here's my card, sweetie. I also happen to do a bit of lawyering on the side."

Piano tuner with an assistant.

Dippy secretary.