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Office: Empowerment Drawer.

'That large, rolled up newspaper is a reminder - mess up in this office and you'll pay the price.'

'I hope you replace your divots.'

A dog postal worker delivers through a letterbox in a doggy door.

'This is impressive, Roberts, but I'm not sure that it qualifies as work-place leadership.'

"Stan, it's come to my attention that you have been creeping people out at work."

"I don't consider a missing four million dollars to be 'monkeyshines'."

'It's my spare tire. Why do you ask?'

"When all else fails, blow darts still get their attention."

"That's Arnie, our resident meeting moth. He doesn't have an office... Just flits all day from one meeting to another. And be careful: he's got a thing for wool!"

"Jenkins, come in and pull up a bean bag."

Office supplies - Notebooks, memo pads and rap sheets.

Cat Boss

"The boss is the fatherly type. He never fires anybody."

"Ah, Stevens—sit anywhere."

'I can't say I like your cavalier attitude Benson.'

'Your loyalty to the company is exemplary, Potter, but we'll have to let you go if you can't stop chewing up the conference room furniture!'

You don't have to be mad to work here but Mwaaark!

Self-Employment

"My heavens, Bentley ... we've found it. A Silicon Valley headquarters without a slide."

'Bancroft, it's time to pay the salesmen their bonuses. Would you please stop at the butchers' shop and get a few pounds of raw meat?'

'Now THIS is my idea of a creative department.'

"This position may call for some occasional plumbing."

'One small point,Perkins-we don't STAMP on the sell-by dates here!'

"This one is less distracting."

"There are mysteries up here on the 13th floor. Like who keeps locking the exit door? Why is that clock always 12 minutes fast? And who actually eats the liverwurst sandwiches from that machine?"

"Damn it, Bershire, I've told you to never call me when I'm in my executive ball pit!"

"Eating the mistakes is a tough job, but somebody has to do it."

Toilet Tissue Typist.

Working from home.

Play Ball!

Much to the surprise of all his colleagues, Gavin concluded the lunchtime presentation on company expansion with a rather eccentric song and dance act.

'It's saving us a fortune on retirement costs.'

'Now, now, Mancini, we all have to start somewhere!'

"All staff are equal...but some are more equal than others!"