Quirky Office Manager Pillows

Office: Empowerment Drawer.

'That large, rolled up newspaper is a reminder - mess up in this office and you'll pay the price.'

Armstrong? Why did UPS just deliver a microscope, a robotic arm, a huge incubator, a nucleus extractor and a dozen lab rats? Well, it's certainly not so I can replace you with an army of clones programmed to work for free. Well

'I hope you replace your divots.'

A dog postal worker delivers through a letterbox in a doggy door.

'This is impressive, Roberts, but I'm not sure that it qualifies as work-place leadership.'

"Stan, it's come to my attention that you have been creeping people out at work."

"When all else fails, blow darts still get their attention."

'It's my spare tire. Why do you ask?'

"That's Arnie, our resident meeting moth. He doesn't have an office... Just flits all day from one meeting to another. And be careful: he's got a thing for wool!"

"I don't consider a missing four million dollars to be 'monkeyshines'."

"Jenkins, come in and pull up a bean bag."

Cat Boss

Office supplies - Notebooks, memo pads and rap sheets.

"The boss is the fatherly type. He never fires anybody."

"Ah, Stevens—sit anywhere."

'I can't say I like your cavalier attitude Benson.'

'Your loyalty to the company is exemplary, Potter, but we'll have to let you go if you can't stop chewing up the conference room furniture!'

You don't have to be mad to work here but Mwaaark!

"My heavens, Bentley ... we've found it. A Silicon Valley headquarters without a slide."

Self-Employment

'Now THIS is my idea of a creative department.'

'Bancroft, it's time to pay the salesmen their bonuses. Would you please stop at the butchers' shop and get a few pounds of raw meat?'

"This position may call for some occasional plumbing."

'One small point,Perkins-we don't STAMP on the sell-by dates here!'

"There are mysteries up here on the 13th floor. Like who keeps locking the exit door? Why is that clock always 12 minutes fast? And who actually eats the liverwurst sandwiches from that machine?"

Play Ball!

"Damn it, Bershire, I've told you to never call me when I'm in my executive ball pit!"

"This one is less distracting."

Working from home.

"Eating the mistakes is a tough job, but somebody has to do it."

Much to the surprise of all his colleagues, Gavin concluded the lunchtime presentation on company expansion with a rather eccentric song and dance act.

Toilet Tissue Typist.

'It's saving us a fortune on retirement costs.'

'Now, now, Mancini, we all have to start somewhere!'