Mallet Wielder T-Shirts

Polo and Croquet player battle for the ball.

"River well stocked this year."

'Maths is fun!'

"Try this new IPA I just finished. Let me know if the malts and hops are layered like last week's batch." "Bailey was a really 'good boy'."

"I like it, honey ... it speaks to what a waste of time your MFA was."

Vincent Van Goat.

RIP William Shakespeare: To be or not to be...

'There was a slight accident in shop class. I welded my braces together.'

'There are shortcuts to making home brew, but taking a swig of malt extract and letting it ferment in your mouth isn't one of them.'

"Tell me, do you own a mallet with a rubber shaft?"

The Gong

"...and how do you feel about being labelled the new Great British hope?"

House Plant Party

"He's beginning to find that homeworking is much harder than he thought."

"No, I'm not calling for order in the court. I'm tenderizing a porterhouse steak. Do continue, counselor."

Shepherd

"I wasn't very interested in numbers 'til I discovered you could make money out of them."

Sculpting

'The opportunity to be fair and just is rewarding - but what I especially like is taking the law into my own hands.'

'He wasn't too keen on you returning his serves.'

'If you were a carp where would you go?'

Bubba gets Carpal Funnel Syndrome.

Caution Falling Rocks

'See you tomorrow!' says artist to the fruit that has been posing for him.

Male Voice Choir: Tenor, Baritone and Bass

Poet

Judge banging down gavel on mouse by mistake.

Dominika Cibulková

"I am Robot."

'They say that love is entirely a matter of chemistry.That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste!'

John Henry

Scrapbooking in the 22nd Century.

A blacksmith shaping a horse shoe on an anvil.

"I hope there won't be any numbers in my English class, or else I'm really going to be confused."

"Kkerching."