Mallet Wielder Gifts

Polo and Croquet player battle for the ball.

"River well stocked this year."

'Maths is fun!'

"Try this new IPA I just finished. Let me know if the malts and hops are layered like last week's batch." "Bailey was a really 'good boy'."

"I like it, honey ... it speaks to what a waste of time your MFA was."

Vincent Van Goat.

'There was a slight accident in shop class. I welded my braces together.'

RIP William Shakespeare: To be or not to be...

"Tell me, do you own a mallet with a rubber shaft?"

The Gong

'There are shortcuts to making home brew, but taking a swig of malt extract and letting it ferment in your mouth isn't one of them.'

"...and how do you feel about being labelled the new Great British hope?"

"He's beginning to find that homeworking is much harder than he thought."

Shepherd

House Plant Party

"I wasn't very interested in numbers 'til I discovered you could make money out of them."

Sculpting

'The opportunity to be fair and just is rewarding - but what I especially like is taking the law into my own hands.'

'If you were a carp where would you go?'

'He wasn't too keen on you returning his serves.'

Bubba gets Carpal Funnel Syndrome.

Caution Falling Rocks

'See you tomorrow!' says artist to the fruit that has been posing for him.

Male Voice Choir: Tenor, Baritone and Bass

Poet

Judge banging down gavel on mouse by mistake.

"I am Robot."

'They say that love is entirely a matter of chemistry.That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste!'

John Henry

A blacksmith shaping a horse shoe on an anvil.

"Kkerching."

"I hope there won't be any numbers in my English class, or else I'm really going to be confused."

"Anyone for tennis?"