Chisel Wielder Gifts

Sculpting

Caution Falling Rocks

The Art Student.

Artist and Musician

Just call me Picasso!

Raphael

"Judging by the number of 'Polar Bear in snowstorm' paintings the class seems apprehensive using color."

The Sculptor

'You said you wanted a F-A-C-E chord.'

"It's such a nice day. Why don't you go outside and plagiarize something?"

RIP William Shakespeare: To be or not to be...

"Billy is turning out to be quite the little artist."

'Bob likes to express himself through his art!'

I'm color blind, please help.

"Upon further review, the receiver did not establish a meaningful and personal relationship with the football, therefore it is ruled an incomplete pass."

Minutes Later The Course Of Comedy Would Be Changed Forever.

'I read that the ball is on the surface of the club for just 0.00035 of a second, so even when you take 100 shots to go around, you are only getting less than 1 second of golf for your money...'

Two New Paintbrushes

"Wait a minute. Where am I going? I'm a writer."

'Stop gritting your teeth!'

Cow cartooning block.

Football Blockers.

Two men creating themselves with a pencil and paintbrush.

The sword is mightier than the pen.

Henri Matisse

"I spent locked out including my painting."

Forrest Gander

'Meet the Author'/'Meet the Plagiarist' - An Author and a Plagiarist selling and signing the same book story and title.

'Remember, I deduct one grade point for every splinter.'

"Less panting, and more painting!"

Referee

Actualities - The last week before the Picture Gallery opens. - Chorus: 'Courage! To Work! The Friends are always there!'

'Man, I wish I could paint like that.'

'If you can smile when everything around you is going wrong... you're probably in the repair business!'

Sculptor with falling rocks sign.