Chisel Enthusiast Gifts

Sculptor with falling rocks sign.

Rodin's Block

The Sculptor

Swiss army hospital...'scalpel...'

A bridge builder using an organic blow torch.

"He loves his leaf blower."

STILL LIVES - Bolt: 'It's like we were made for one another!'

'Where do I put the batteries?'

'Sure you won 'Contractor of the Decade' five times, McWit, but what have you done lately?'

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

"Of course I know how to use a chainsaw!"

'No, this metal stress can't be fixed with liberal doses of antidepressants.'

The Hammer

"So, how did the audition go?" "Great! I really nailed it."

CLEAR!

A crab with a utility knife claw

Vampire coming out of a body piercing shop with a stake in his heart

'I feel like I'm in a rut, too!'

'This will only hurt for a moment.'

"You'll have to excuse my Stuart. He's just showing off his new drill.

'Ok, Bachelor number 2: What's your idea of a perfect first date?'

'Now you know where you left your tools.'

'Why did you get a huge socket wrench set? You never use socket wrenches.'

Handyman Christmas tree with Tools.

'Of course I'm depressed. I've run out of places to pierce.'

'Well, in the hands of my husbnd it's almost as lethal as a loaded gun.'

Girl on a giant pair of scissors.

'Bob likes to express himself through his art!'

"I'm looking for a Father's Day gift. What kind of wrench says 'I love you'?"

'Uh oh, I measured the lumber in feet, but you measured it in metric.'

Beavers worshipping a chainsaw.

'Yes, Ralph, they are nuts, but...'

"Everything you need for self-assembly."

Screw plastic surgeon.

...they can't take the factory out of the man - he's off to do some welding.