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Sculptor with falling rocks sign.

Rodin's Block

The Sculptor

Swiss army hospital...'scalpel...'

A bridge builder using an organic blow torch.

"He loves his leaf blower."

STILL LIVES - Bolt: 'It's like we were made for one another!'

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

"Of course I know how to use a chainsaw!"

'Sure you won 'Contractor of the Decade' five times, McWit, but what have you done lately?'

'Where do I put the batteries?'

'No, this metal stress can't be fixed with liberal doses of antidepressants.'

"So, how did the audition go?" "Great! I really nailed it."

The Hammer

A crab with a utility knife claw

CLEAR!

Vampire coming out of a body piercing shop with a stake in his heart

"You'll have to excuse my Stuart. He's just showing off his new drill.

'I feel like I'm in a rut, too!'

'This will only hurt for a moment.'

'Ok, Bachelor number 2: What's your idea of a perfect first date?'

'Now you know where you left your tools.'

'Well, in the hands of my husbnd it's almost as lethal as a loaded gun.'

Girl on a giant pair of scissors.

'Of course I'm depressed. I've run out of places to pierce.'

Handyman Christmas tree with Tools.

'Why did you get a huge socket wrench set? You never use socket wrenches.'

'Uh oh, I measured the lumber in feet, but you measured it in metric.'

'Bob likes to express himself through his art!'

"I'm looking for a Father's Day gift. What kind of wrench says 'I love you'?"

Harold was pleased to discover that his grandson was also a big tool fan.

Beavers worshipping a chainsaw.

"Don't let it bother you. The doctor told my wife it would keep her mind sharp if she learned a new skill."

"Everything you need for self-assembly."

...they can't take the factory out of the man - he's off to do some welding.