Mallet Maestro Gifts

Male Voice Choir: Tenor, Baritone and Bass

The Gong

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

A Day In The Kitchen

Keeping all the balls in the air - skills

"I guess someone got up on the wrong side of the podium today."

'No, this metal stress can't be fixed with liberal doses of antidepressants.'

Businessman wearing many hats.

Woman simutaneously playing the cello and washing man in bath's back

"I see the downsizing continues."

"Try this new IPA I just finished. Let me know if the malts and hops are layered like last week's batch." "Bailey was a really 'good boy'."

Creative entrepreneur at work

"Streaming"

"I bet you can't name one person who makes a better lengua casserole than me!"

"I'm unable to process this image."

"I'm right here. Focused!"

'I will never cease to be amazed at how deftly she balances the demands of career and family.'

"Holy hell. I should not have based my whole personality around this..."

"Hello?"

"Speed reader...?"

'There was a slight accident in shop class. I welded my braces together.'

"... and come out fighting, boys."

"We can't agree on a size."

Business Vacation.

'Why do my parents have to be professional chefs?!'

One Thing / Another

"Tell me, do you own a mallet with a rubber shaft?"

Online Sales Company. I'm excited about the company Olympics. I hear supervisors will be in the decathlon because they're used to multitasking. The people making express deliveries will be in the sprints. Of course the people who package orders will be boxing. What about tennis? Those are the folks who handle returns.

"It seems that your body is adjusting itself to the amount of multitasking you've been doing."

'It's worse than outsourcing. Instead of hiring foreign labor, they got bought out by foreign management.'

'You followed the recipie but it's missing the secret ingredient: Mom.'

'That's my mom... she's sort of a CEO, an action committee, and a janitor all rolled up into one.'

'Right now my plate's full juggling school and parents.'

Garden Centre: Bonsai trolleys.

Woman at a desk with a "MOM" nameplate