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"Okay boys, time to maintain a delicate ecological balance between man and beast."

"Of course I know how to use a chainsaw!"

Man posing on beach as women ignore him.

Important Muscles.

Soldiers' Ego

"Fill'er up with testosterone."

Alpha males through the ages!

"He's got a man cave, a work cave, and a cave cave."

"Good game.". . ."Good game.". . . "Nice game.". . . "Good game.". . . "I'm in love with you.". . . "Good game."

"This is all my own hair."

"Science has proven that if you don't know what you're talking about, people will still take you seriously if you act like you do...Especially if you back it up by saying 'Science has proven' it."

"Wanna come over and watch the big game?....I was actually talking about the new 'Pac-Man vs. Superman' X-box game."

"I'm just saying Darling: You look a lot less formidable when you carry your kitten around..."

"If he'd done that to me, I'd have got up and given him a good thump!"

"Football and hunting - what more could you ask for?"

"You only get one chance to make a great exhaustion."

"One last question, Berlinger. Is it just you, or is the whole damn Accounting Department shot full of steroids?"

'He eats his yogurt and carrot sticks out of a grease-stained brown bag to preserve his macho image.'

Viking Sissy Drink.

"There's one telltale sign a man is interested in you....He weeps when you mercilessly mock him and all that he holds dear....It also weeds out the 'men' who are afraid to cry."

'That's a good start, Betsy, but could you make it more macho?'

'John's hiding. I expect His wife gave him quiche again for lunch.'

Arm and leg wrestling.

'I want my money back -- I'm still a wuss.'

Bill just couldn't wait for his testosterone to kick in.

"I recommend the lobster today, sir, if you think you're man enough."

Rhinovirus (Common Cold) vs Rhinovirus-M (Man Cold)

"Your old boyfriend came by. He wants to patch things up."

"Leave it, Cedric! - It's always the same; you have a few drinks and all you want to do is take the world on. . .!"

'Will you sorry excuse for Vikings shut up and go to sleep?!'

'Yes you did, Mike. You just said 'perchance.' And yesterday you called me 'my good fellow.' Twice.'

'Bad hairy-chest day.'

I have an awful headache. Do you have an aspirin? Not so fast, little buddy. A real man doesn't mask his symptoms with pharmaceuticals. Even if it feels like a jackhammer on his forehead, a real man grits his teeth and bears it. A real man rides it out the way he'd ride out a bucking bronco. Not everything in life is a test of my manhood. A real man would beg to differ.

"Mom said grandpa killed it so his penis would feel bigger."

'That's what I call macho. . .That's George. Jogging home from his vasectomy.'