Manhattan Marveler T-Shirts

"It's wonderful, darling. It really says Manhattan."

Swiss army knife

"O Lord—why art thou such a drama queen?"

"I'm looking for something really dull and repetitive."

Juggler and Illusionist

Who's gone medieval on our ass?

"Take the picture, dam it, take the picture!"

"I don't want to take this meeting off track, but... isn't Stonehenge amazing? Seriously, who did that?"

Cranial-Metal Plate Surgery Centre

The Department of Emerging Technologies.

'Now we'll have to explain it to the press. Remember - keep it superficial.'

Evolution into a pair of sandals.

'I donated my body to science..'

"His name is Jonah. Are you sure you haven't seen him?"

Glass Bottom Boat Tours

The Quantum Mechanic...

A bird pulls the thread from a magic carpet.

"Is it just me, or is it humid up here?"

"Do you hear what I hear?"

'Wheeee...'

'Whales record their life events in their earwax.'

Walking on Water

"They ruin the landscape!"

"Honey, could you grab the Bible? I need to double-check something."

'And not a white one among 'em, Cap'n...'

Tugboat pulls along a rubber duck.

"And do you also promise to be LinkedIn for life, facebook friends forever and to stay off Tinder till you're burnt to a cinder?"

Schrödinger's cat.

Sea of Galilee - Please Do Not Walk On The Water.

'Hold everything! -- The National Endowment for the Arts changed its mind!'

"Money or your beard!"

Surgical equipment burning a hole through the table.

'Moses, I'm going to have to fine you for failing to get an Environmental Impact Statement before parting the Red Sea.'

'It shrunk!'

The Star Gazer