Manhattan Marveler Prints

"It's wonderful, darling. It really says Manhattan."

Swiss army knife

"O Lord—why art thou such a drama queen?"

"I'm looking for something really dull and repetitive."

Who's gone medieval on our ass?

Juggler and Illusionist

"Take the picture, dam it, take the picture!"

"I don't want to take this meeting off track, but... isn't Stonehenge amazing? Seriously, who did that?"

Cranial-Metal Plate Surgery Centre

The Department of Emerging Technologies.

'Now we'll have to explain it to the press. Remember - keep it superficial.'

'I donated my body to science..'

Evolution into a pair of sandals.

Glass Bottom Boat Tours

The Quantum Mechanic...

"Is it just me, or is it humid up here?"

A bird pulls the thread from a magic carpet.

"They ruin the landscape!"

Walking on Water

'Wheeee...'

'Whales record their life events in their earwax.'

Schrödinger's cat.

Tugboat pulls along a rubber duck.

"Honey, could you grab the Bible? I need to double-check something."

'And not a white one among 'em, Cap'n...'

Sea of Galilee - Please Do Not Walk On The Water.

'Hold everything! -- The National Endowment for the Arts changed its mind!'

Surgical equipment burning a hole through the table.

'It shrunk!'

'Moses, I'm going to have to fine you for failing to get an Environmental Impact Statement before parting the Red Sea.'

'Who the heck has parted the Red Sea?!'

The Star Gazer