Math Marveler Mugs

"I don't get it! Why do things like this happen?!"

'First you forget logarithms. Then you forget how to do long division. Then the multiplication table begins to go...'

"And now, a little theorem for all you lovers out there."

"He was the one everyone called 'The Greatest.' Then one day, a stranger turned up in town."

Swiss army knife

'The path to becoming an astronaut is rougher than I thought.'

"O Lord—why art thou such a drama queen?"

"I'm looking for something really dull and repetitive."

'Brilliant, Prof.Brainstorm. Any fool can come up with a new product, you've come up with a new tax break.'

Who's gone medieval on our ass?

"Well, I'm studying mathematics and I'm sure that's tougher than math."

Juggler and Illusionist

"Well, you say it's wrong, but it could be correct in an alternative universe."

"Maths is easy because it's so logical. 2 + 2 obviously equals 22."

'Eureka! After months of research and formulating algorithms, I've done it... I've discovered the secret to 'being cool'!'

"Hey guys - wrote a new song! It's called 'I suggested Paris.' And a' one, two three..."

'My mother says I have a vivid imagination.'

The Forever Stamp

Sister to brother: 'It's kind of like alphabet soup, only for numbers crunchers.'

Professor of Fuzzy Logic.

"Take the picture, dam it, take the picture!"

"It's wonderful, darling. It really says Manhattan."

'Gifted class, indeed. One is gifted in science, but he can't read - one is gifted in reading, but won't even try math...'

'Let's see if we could put a spin on it and get the public interested.'

"I don't want to take this meeting off track, but... isn't Stonehenge amazing? Seriously, who did that?"

"11th Grade Math for Nincompoops"

'Everyone's using your theorem, Pythagoras. I told you you should have patented it.'

Professor Swizzlestix explains his point....

'What it all means is, ker-booom!'

Product Formula - "He's brilliant. But his mind wanders."

"Music helps with maths... like which song got to number one... which song got to number two..."

A2+B2=C2, 'Are you sure you're not just making this stuff up?'