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'Definitely fake.'

"O Lord—why art thou such a drama queen?"

'It's no problem, Mom. Samantha just likes to check on my table manners.'

"I'm looking for something really dull and repetitive."

Juggler and Illusionist

'Wendy! I'm glad you came over! I want you to see my baby's ultrasound hologram!'

'Pretty please stay asleep till the morning,'

"Take the picture, dam it, take the picture!"

'BEEP! BEEP! Pregnant Lady Reversing!...'

"I don't want to take this meeting off track, but... isn't Stonehenge amazing? Seriously, who did that?"

Archeologists discover Egyptian Computers.

'I made a Valentine's Day card for you. The school has no art supplies so I wrote the color in.'

'Can we get the corn that's already been chewed?!'

"Honey! What's wrong. . . Mommy get you a band-aid!"

Mummy Beggar

The Department of Emerging Technologies.

'Now we'll have to explain it to the press. Remember - keep it superficial.'

'I donated my body to science..'

'Shall I be Motherhood?'

"Right kids, there's no camp and no vacation, but Mommy and I are super excited to make this summer our best ever!"

Today's Mothers Day!

"His name is Jonah. Are you sure you haven't seen him?"

Evolution into a pair of sandals.

Glass Bottom Boat Tours

The Quantum Mechanic...

A bird pulls the thread from a magic carpet.

'Now say after me RANUNCLACEAE.'

"If you need anything just wink."

"Looks like Mom is practicing getting her mask ready for Halloween tomorrow."

'Oog's Mom lets him draw on the walls.'

'Wheeee...'

'Whales record their life events in their earwax.'

Proud Mum.

Walking on Water

"I don't get it - he wasn't with us when we started."