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'Definitely fake.'

"O Lord—why art thou such a drama queen?"

'It's no problem, Mom. Samantha just likes to check on my table manners.'

"I'm looking for something really dull and repetitive."

Juggler and Illusionist

'Wendy! I'm glad you came over! I want you to see my baby's ultrasound hologram!'

"Take the picture, dam it, take the picture!"

'BEEP! BEEP! Pregnant Lady Reversing!...'

'Pretty please stay asleep till the morning,'

"I don't want to take this meeting off track, but... isn't Stonehenge amazing? Seriously, who did that?"

Archeologists discover Egyptian Computers.

'I made a Valentine's Day card for you. The school has no art supplies so I wrote the color in.'

Mummy Beggar

'Can we get the corn that's already been chewed?!'

"Honey! What's wrong. . . Mommy get you a band-aid!"

The Department of Emerging Technologies.

'Now we'll have to explain it to the press. Remember - keep it superficial.'

Evolution into a pair of sandals.

Today's Mothers Day!

'Shall I be Motherhood?'

'I donated my body to science..'

"Right kids, there's no camp and no vacation, but Mommy and I are super excited to make this summer our best ever!"

Glass Bottom Boat Tours

The Quantum Mechanic...

"If you need anything just wink."

'Now say after me RANUNCLACEAE.'

A bird pulls the thread from a magic carpet.

Proud Mum.

"Looks like Mom is practicing getting her mask ready for Halloween tomorrow."

"I don't get it - he wasn't with us when we started."

Walking on Water

'Whales record their life events in their earwax.'

'Oog's Mom lets him draw on the walls.'

'Wheeee...'

'And not a white one among 'em, Cap'n...'