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'Am I going to explode?'

'. . . we should never have asked mummy what she really wanted for mother's day.'

No more bingo wings.

"Mommy you're perfect!"

'Make it quick, Mom! I've got to get back and finish my mud pies.'

'Now say after me RANUNCLACEAE.'

'She ate it. I guess love does conquer all.'

"Honey! What's wrong. . . Mommy get you a band-aid!"

'Shall I be Motherhood?'

'Can we get the corn that's already been chewed?!'

'It's no problem, Mom. Samantha just likes to check on my table manners.'

"Looks like Mom is practicing getting her mask ready for Halloween tomorrow."

"You're such a good listener little guy...you're pooping again aren't you?"

"My day? Don't even get me started!"

"Right kids, there's no camp and no vacation, but Mommy and I are super excited to make this summer our best ever!"

"Tell me a story Mommy!"

"Here is your very own doll, so you can see how tiring it is to raise a child."

Somehow, she knew she'd fooled nobody.

'If you don't have room for vegetables, you don't have room for dessert, so I put your vegetables on top of your ice cream.'

'I made a Valentine's Day card for you. The school has no art supplies so I wrote the color in.'

'BEEP! BEEP! Pregnant Lady Reversing!...'

Proud Mum.

Lady in Leathers.

'Pretty please stay asleep till the morning,'

'Don't worry, Mom. . . there could never be too much of you.'

Today's Mothers Day!

'Oog's Mom lets him draw on the walls.'

'When you're a little old lady living with me, you'll be seeing a lot of this corner!'

'My mom can outshop your mom!'

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

"What the...They wrapped me in toilet paper!"

A child at a museum starts to pull the wrappings off a mummy.

'Too much for the school run?'

There's a Facebook group for everyone... "Even Toilet Paper Mummies!"

'Ugh, I hate food with preservatives.'