Molecule Manipulator T-Shirts

'For some reason, she gets a kick out of swatting testosterone molecules.'

'Understand Midgely, here in the Nanotech. Division we don't sweat the small stuff.'

"Mr Frimley will see you now."

'There are lies, damn lies, and statistics. We're looking for someone who can make all three of these work for us.'

'Let's pretend I'm a business owner and you're the janitorial service...'

'Tell them there'll be no retaliation, then check with the chiefs of staff, the media and our major allies what leeway we have in the adapted dissuasion department.'

'He's out massaging,manipulating and monopolising.'

Chemical term for an unpleasant family of maladjusted alkanes.

"You're on kid. Break a string!"

Hydrogen nucleus seeks single portion for possible fusion. . . to share conversations on nanoparticle tracking.

"A huge breakthrough from our research and development team. . . they've figure out a way to fool all of the people all of the time!"

Quantum Mechanics Mechanics working on Atoms

"In other words, it breaks large molecules into small ones."

'A spin doctor just isn't enough any more, Senator - you need a choreographer.'

'...well Martha's just converting some alcohol to acetaldehyde and then to acetate, and then to CO2 and water but I can get her to call you later...'

Caution unstable molecules.

Playing the Puppet Strings

Compound Interest

'He's been trying to control the television for years.'

"Here's your words for today ladies."

'Perhaps one of you gentlemen would mind telling me just what it is outside the window that you find so attractive?'

Sally, Jim - you'll handle daily speech writing. Vince, as usual, will be in charge of attack ads.'

Spin doctor arriving at an emergency.

Chemistry molecular formula fall out of book.

'It might help with our friends in the media if you hang that upside down.'

"However, the change is spectacular on the molecular level."

"You will now open your eyes and have no memory of me charging you twice for this session!"

'We're showing a profit when we make up the numbers.'

'Believe me, Forman, the problem is never on the molecular level.'

Alex Salmond