Microscope Manipulator T-Shirts

Hey how about a little privacy while a lady takes a shower.

"Mr Frimley will see you now."

'Let's pretend I'm a business owner and you're the janitorial service...'

Subatomic particles

Free-Floating Anxiety

'A geneticist laid bare my genetic blueprint, and I feel violated.'

'I don't believe it - if this evidence is correct it'll rock the very foundations of our research grant application.'

The first microscope capable of seeing the number of angels dancing on the head of a pin.

'That's interesting -- I seem to have discovered the gene that makes people want to become geneticists.'

'Tell them there'll be no retaliation, then check with the chiefs of staff, the media and our major allies what leeway we have in the adapted dissuasion department.'

'ADN'

'Don't you hate it when they look BACK at you?'

"Your right.. It is waving back at us."

'Oh, I dunno. hat would you like to evolve into?'

'Dude, that big creepy eye is back.'

Damn. Out of quarters again for the Pay Electron Microscope.

Dr. Darrin found her peer review process unnerving.

"Ever killed a man?"

"Eureka!!" "Guess again, Einstein."

'This changes everything -- I found a loophole in the genetic code!'

'Do you get the feeling we're being watched?'

Alvin, genealogist extraordinaire, traces his roots back to the first amoeba.

"I feel it's only fair to warn you, Dr. Thompson, that watching cell division can be quite stimulating!"

"Bacteria are fascinating. They multiply by dividing."

'Hey, guys, come over here. I just discovered the telescope.'

'This is quite a thrill. I've never been on electron microscope before.'

'Dear, when I die, what ever you do, don't donate my body to science.'

"Kind of makes your feel large and significant, doesn't it?"

Scientists discover a new Superbug

Cell Phone

'Oh-oh, they're looking up at me ? I think they're on to us!'

"I just love the reactions I get every day when I come to work."

"The doctor will see you now."

"Whoa, too much information!"

'Put it under my microscope!'