Mirror Manipulator T-Shirts

"Nobody likes a showoff."

'Hello? Missing Persons?'

"Mr Frimley will see you now."

Cat with Lion reflection in mirror

'I'm going to practice on you before I start managing other people.'

Man admiring his patterned clothes in the mirror

"Snow White swears by these 10 products for flawless beauty."

'Sure I'm late. . . I not only have to get ready for school. . . now I have to get ready in case some idiot takes my picture for YouTube.'

'Let's pretend I'm a business owner and you're the janitorial service...'

Arms reach through a mirror to straighten a man's bow tie.

Changing Room Decisions

'It's an antique!'

A Witch Consults Her Magic Mirror

A man looking into a mirror saying "HA!"; his reflection looking back at him from the mirror is saying "!AH".

Draw!

"I want that dressing-room mirror fired."

Queen says: 'Mirror, mirror, on the wall ... 'It's all so subjective' is not an acceptable answer.'

Knights Wing Mirrors.

'Tell them there'll be no retaliation, then check with the chiefs of staff, the media and our major allies what leeway we have in the adapted dissuasion department.'

'He's wearing a toupee.'

How do I love me? Let me count the ways. Ok. You have 18,523 selfies.

'I assure you madam, that the uglification factor of this mirror is no greater than the nationally accepted one-to-one standard.'

The quarantine self cut.

"Oh come now, Mr And Mrs narcissus, Have you two been fighting again?"

A giraffe in a hat

100% Bombast-Filled Parka

'I know how you feel.'

A conductor practising in front of a mirror.

Mirror tells wicked queen from Snow White: 'If you do not wish to know the truth, please look away now.'

Dog barks at himself in a mirror.

Good golly! I'm some kind of bird!

"Of course I know what the rearview mirror is for...to check at any moment if my hair still looks ok."

"A huge breakthrough from our research and development team. . . they've figure out a way to fool all of the people all of the time!"

"For goodness sakes, Harold. Stop preening!"

Clown mirror