Mirror Manipulator T-Shirts

"Nobody likes a showoff."

'Hello? Missing Persons?'

"Mr Frimley will see you now."

Cat with Lion reflection in mirror

'I'm going to practice on you before I start managing other people.'

Man admiring his patterned clothes in the mirror

"Snow White swears by these 10 products for flawless beauty."

'Let's pretend I'm a business owner and you're the janitorial service...'

Arms reach through a mirror to straighten a man's bow tie.

'It's an antique!'

A Witch Consults Her Magic Mirror

Changing Room Decisions

A man looking into a mirror saying "HA!"; his reflection looking back at him from the mirror is saying "!AH".

Draw!

"I want that dressing-room mirror fired."

Queen says: 'Mirror, mirror, on the wall ... 'It's all so subjective' is not an acceptable answer.'

'He's wearing a toupee.'

'I assure you madam, that the uglification factor of this mirror is no greater than the nationally accepted one-to-one standard.'

'Tell them there'll be no retaliation, then check with the chiefs of staff, the media and our major allies what leeway we have in the adapted dissuasion department.'

Knights Wing Mirrors.

The quarantine self cut.

"Oh come now, Mr And Mrs narcissus, Have you two been fighting again?"

100% Bombast-Filled Parka

A giraffe in a hat

'I know how you feel.'

Mirror tells wicked queen from Snow White: 'If you do not wish to know the truth, please look away now.'

A conductor practising in front of a mirror.

Dog barks at himself in a mirror.

Clown mirror

"Of course I know what the rearview mirror is for...to check at any moment if my hair still looks ok."

"For goodness sakes, Harold. Stop preening!"

Barbershop customer's reflection mocks his haircut.

"A huge breakthrough from our research and development team. . . they've figure out a way to fool all of the people all of the time!"