Mirror Maker T-Shirts

"We only have 60 employees? I could've sworn we had twice as many."

"... And finally, I’d like to thank the FDA for approving Botox."

'Hello? Missing Persons?'

People in the mirror may be more attractive than they appear.

"And now. . . which shoes?"

Cat with Lion reflection in mirror

Man admiring his patterned clothes in the mirror

"Snow White swears by these 10 products for flawless beauty."

Arms reach through a mirror to straighten a man's bow tie.

Changing Room Decisions

A Witch Consults Her Magic Mirror

Woman looking into a mirror

'It's an antique!'

A man looking into a mirror saying "HA!"; his reflection looking back at him from the mirror is saying "!AH".

"I want that dressing-room mirror fired."

Draw!

Queen says: 'Mirror, mirror, on the wall ... 'It's all so subjective' is not an acceptable answer.'

'Hey, look. This anti hair loss treatment is finally working. My hair's stopped falling out!'

'I assure you madam, that the uglification factor of this mirror is no greater than the nationally accepted one-to-one standard.'

"You mounted the mirror upside down, Harold!"

'He's wearing a toupee.'

Knights Wing Mirrors.

'It makes you look fifty years younger.'

Saleswoman holds mirror up to the backside of the bride's dress

The quarantine self cut.

"When it takes longer to wash your face, you're getting bald."

"The mirrors really do make this apartment look bigger."

"Oh come now, Mr And Mrs narcissus, Have you two been fighting again?"

'Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's is the fairest arse of all?'

"She's cute all right. But, whoa, what a narcissist!"

'The sleeves are short and the pants are baggy.' - 'It's really you sir.'

100% Bombast-Filled Parka

A giraffe in a hat

'I know how you feel.'