Mirror Maker T-Shirts

"We only have 60 employees? I could've sworn we had twice as many."

'Hello? Missing Persons?'

"... And finally, I’d like to thank the FDA for approving Botox."

People in the mirror may be more attractive than they appear.

"And now. . . which shoes?"

Cat with Lion reflection in mirror

Man admiring his patterned clothes in the mirror

"Snow White swears by these 10 products for flawless beauty."

'Sure I'm late. . . I not only have to get ready for school. . . now I have to get ready in case some idiot takes my picture for YouTube.'

Arms reach through a mirror to straighten a man's bow tie.

A Witch Consults Her Magic Mirror

Changing Room Decisions

'It's an antique!'

Woman looking into a mirror

A man looking into a mirror saying "HA!"; his reflection looking back at him from the mirror is saying "!AH".

Draw!

"I want that dressing-room mirror fired."

Queen says: 'Mirror, mirror, on the wall ... 'It's all so subjective' is not an acceptable answer.'

Knights Wing Mirrors.

'I assure you madam, that the uglification factor of this mirror is no greater than the nationally accepted one-to-one standard.'

'Hey, look. This anti hair loss treatment is finally working. My hair's stopped falling out!'

'It makes you look fifty years younger.'

"You mounted the mirror upside down, Harold!"

How do I love me? Let me count the ways. Ok. You have 18,523 selfies.

Saleswoman holds mirror up to the backside of the bride's dress

'He's wearing a toupee.'

The quarantine self cut.

"When it takes longer to wash your face, you're getting bald."

'Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's is the fairest arse of all?'

"She's cute all right. But, whoa, what a narcissist!"

"The mirrors really do make this apartment look bigger."

"Oh come now, Mr And Mrs narcissus, Have you two been fighting again?"

A giraffe in a hat

'The sleeves are short and the pants are baggy.' - 'It's really you sir.'

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