Microscope Manipulator Gifts

Hey how about a little privacy while a lady takes a shower.

"Mr Frimley will see you now."

'Let's pretend I'm a business owner and you're the janitorial service...'

Subatomic particles

Free-Floating Anxiety

'I don't believe it - if this evidence is correct it'll rock the very foundations of our research grant application.'

'A geneticist laid bare my genetic blueprint, and I feel violated.'

The first microscope capable of seeing the number of angels dancing on the head of a pin.

'That's interesting -- I seem to have discovered the gene that makes people want to become geneticists.'

'Tell them there'll be no retaliation, then check with the chiefs of staff, the media and our major allies what leeway we have in the adapted dissuasion department.'

'Don't you hate it when they look BACK at you?'

'ADN'

"Your right.. It is waving back at us."

'Dude, that big creepy eye is back.'

'Oh, I dunno. hat would you like to evolve into?'

Damn. Out of quarters again for the Pay Electron Microscope.

Dr. Darrin found her peer review process unnerving.

"Ever killed a man?"

"Eureka!!" "Guess again, Einstein."

'This changes everything -- I found a loophole in the genetic code!'

'Do you get the feeling we're being watched?'

'This is quite a thrill. I've never been on electron microscope before.'

'Dear, when I die, what ever you do, don't donate my body to science.'

"Extremely Minature Golf." They're playing golf down there today. A chlorophyll molecule is collecting green fees and some H2O molecules are a water hazard. The adrenaline group seems to have gotten a burst of energy -- They're playing through the slower groups in front of them. I see the electron is good, always a negative score. And the nucleus is a solid player, every shot is hit right down the center. But nobody can match the DNA's consistency --- He's able to perfectly replicate his s

"Bacteria are fascinating. They multiply by dividing."

"I feel it's only fair to warn you, Dr. Thompson, that watching cell division can be quite stimulating!"

'Hey, guys, come over here. I just discovered the telescope.'

Alvin, genealogist extraordinaire, traces his roots back to the first amoeba.

"Kind of makes your feel large and significant, doesn't it?"

Scientists discover a new Superbug

Cell Phone

'Oh-oh, they're looking up at me ? I think they're on to us!'

"The doctor will see you now."

"I just love the reactions I get every day when I come to work."

'Put it under my microscope!'