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Quantum Mechanics Mechanics working on Atoms

Molecules You Ought to be Aware of.

"Now that's a win."

Scientist admires his structure of a dog

It's a busy mother's day down there! The glucose molecule got his mom a box of sweets, the histamine brought flowers ... A sodium atom got bath salts, and the genes had a family portrait taken. Frank, the neuron didn't get a gift for his mother. No, he didn't but he always sends a nice message!

It's a pretty serious chemical imbalance, Mr. Sims

Goopco Oil Co. What a party! They're having a contest to see who the crudest oil molecule is!

"Extremely Minature Golf." They're playing golf down there today. A chlorophyll molecule is collecting green fees and some H2O molecules are a water hazard. The adrenaline group seems to have gotten a burst of energy -- They're playing through the slower groups in front of them. I see the electron is good, always a negative score. And the nucleus is a solid player, every shot is hit right down the center. But nobody can match the DNA's consistency --- He's able to perfectly replicate his s

Chemical term for an unpleasant family of maladjusted alkanes.

How DNA molecules combine.

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To scare the pants off of kids who threw snowballs at his car, Ray outfitted it with exploding fake body panels.

"Yeah, I'm working on my own customized car, too."

Hydrogen nucleus seeks single portion for possible fusion. . . to share conversations on nanoparticle tracking.

"Let me guess...you got a job here because you needed new parts for your lowrider project?"

'Mac, when are we going to get the pickup truck fixed?'

"Your online comment meets the offence of serious insult. The 13 spelling mistakes in the 17 words of your comment constitutes a crime against the English language!"

John is a moderating influence so we like to filter our proposals through his head

"In other words, it breaks large molecules into small ones."

'Are they street legal, and do you have some insecurity thing going on?'

"I just made this for you, it's oxytocin."

Turning points in science. I've discovered that heredity is based on this DNA molecule! That's a twist!

Compound Interest

"Brian did have some things to say but they have since been removed by the moderators."

Caution unstable molecules.

"Hi, I'm your moderator and it's my job today to keep your meeting interesting!"

"If you want to be an effective TV-debater, not pulverising your opponent would be a big step forward!"

Debating Society. A rising tide lifts all boats. Moderator. That's a nice way of saying "sink or swim"!

'...well Martha's just converting some alcohol to acetaldehyde and then to acetate, and then to CO2 and water but I can get her to call you later...'

'How much to let the fenders out a little?'

'Perhaps one of you gentlemen would mind telling me just what it is outside the window that you find so attractive?'

Genetic Engineer - 'Can't get the parts mate!'

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Chemistry molecular formula fall out of book.

Suddenly Jimmy didn't feel so alone in the world.