Mushroom Aficionado Mugs

'This underground facility allows us to be closely involved with proton decay,,,and grow mushrooms,'

Shih Tzu Giving a Shiitake Shiatsu

Stickler for tradition

'DIY toadstools Fred! We could sell the spores: We'll be rich!'

"Pardon me, but you're sitting on my brother."

Bunch of toadstools.

Elfian lady grilling on mushroom: 'Summertime in the Enchanted Forest'.

"I read somewhere that truffles are a gateway fungus."

MUSHROOM MASACRE.

An experimentalist alarms his guests by describing the appearance of the mushrooms in a dish they have just eaten.

'I've no time for these foragers - they come into the area and snap up all the best houses...'

'Waiter, there's a Fly-Agaric in my soup.'

"Toadstool you say? No, this is snailstool now!"

"Never mind the porridge, someone's stolen my woodland mushroom collection."

'This species of fungi was last spotted in Oxford by Alice Liddell in 1862!'

'Are these mushrooms or toadstools? And why are you holding a stomach pump?.'

He's been teaching a class on fungi for decades! He loves molding young minds! Campus.

"No, I'm not a hare, I just happen to have big ears..."

Gene Manipulation

'Are these mushrooms edible?'

Fresh off the boat and dazed by the tropical sun, Bert falls prey to the sales-rep devouring Giant Mushroom of Indonesia.

"I just realized what our problem is - we're fungible."

Tonight's Lecture: Earth's Biodiversity at Risk. Obviously, they've never looked inside my refrigerator.

Black Truffles!

The mushroom pickers

'That's right, the Princess kissed me by mistake: She didn't know the difference between a frog and a toad...'

Goblin.

"Ooops...well, at least you now can see that there are a lot of fresh mushrooms in our soup!"

'Let's face it, we're not meant to wear hats...'

Mushrooms of New York

"Hunters turned philosophers"

Nuclear Families

'Mom, Dad - this is Jeremy.'

Magic mushroom

"I recommend the mushrooms."