Mold Specialist T-Shirts

"The mold cleaners are here! I gotta scram."

'Is there another doctor in the house? He wants a second opinion.'

Disease Management

"Fred, I think you're spending altogether too much time down here with these mushrooms!"

An experimentalist alarms his guests by describing the appearance of the mushrooms in a dish they have just eaten.

There's Nothing Worse Than A Staff Infection

Medical Examinations.

'Gastroenterology...do I know that?'

'Yes I'm afraid this room is bugged, but don't worry, it's just Clostridium Difficile'

'Relax Cookie. I'll call the mold monster experts!'

A consumer guide to cheese.

"Doctors, Gilby, Beam and Henson. Ears, nose and throat."

Proctologists' Office Party Games

'I'm referring you to a specialist who isn't as afraid to die as I am.'

'The bad news is you have a disease that only a highly-paid specialist can pronounce.'

"Is it just me, or is it humid up here?"

Biocafeteraologist

Trust Your Doctor

A proctologist by trade, Bob liked to spend his weekends out in nature.

'I was hoping you could help me with an implant.'

'Of course, simple mistakes can be done by anybody, but to really mess up things, you need a specialist: me, the IT consultant!'

"When's the last time you shaved, little buddy?"

'How damp is this place? Let me put it this way: I use mold and mildew remover as a skin care product.'

Niche Marketing

Ward Cleaning.

Magic Mushrooms

"I can refer you either to Dr. Basinkski, a noted specialist, Dr. Hodge-Cabot, who is a pioneer in the field, or Charlie, a generic doctor who also does a very nice job."

"If we didn't fly, would we just be called 'butter'?"

'Of course I'll need to run some tests; but offhand I'd say it's some sort of fungus infection.'

"You need to see a specialer. They're like specialists, but less so."

"We're sending you to a specialist in Holland. The Dutch, as you know, are experts on tulips."

"He claims to be a specialist, but I think he just has a one-track mind."

"I'm sorry, Miss, but I'll have to ask you for some proof of age."

I hate to tell you this, but that's a can of maple syrup, not motor oil.