Dealing With Mold Problem T-Shirts

"Hey there big fella. You're not here just for a bit of vacuuming are you?"

'All we can do is hope for identity theft.'

'I found the home maintenance manual in the attic. I think it's got mildew.'

"One day mommy's slime molds will all be yours!"

'Since Fleming already beat you to it with penicillin, I take it we can dispose of your week-old sandwich?'

'Relax Cookie. I'll call the mold monster experts!'

"The mold cleaners are here! I gotta scram."

"Is it just me, or is it humid up here?"

"Maaaybe we could remove some of the electrons from our electricity and market both regular and premium grade."

'Hello, is that Dugdame and Son's, the plumber?'

Biocafeteraologist

'How damp is this place? Let me put it this way: I use mold and mildew remover as a skin care product.'

'Dave. Did you call anyone from pest control?'

Avoiding A Mouse Problem

"Mommy can't take you to Katie's house. Mommy is busy cloning a slime mold."

'Yes - He's armed.'

'Today's St. Patrick's day. It'll be a good time to eat up this stuff with the green mold on it.'

'Apart from that, how did the Autumn wild mushroom picking go?'

Swines

"Can't do anything about it. Mold is our state fungus."

'It's not wallpaper Maury. it's MOLD!'

'Hey, you there with the disgusting cold! Blow that schnoz of yours outside would ya?!'

'Cuts are everywhere these days, mate.'