Odor Specialist T-Shirts

"I'll take your case, and those stage smells inn your backyard will be tracked down and eliminated."

'I love you...but you don't half stink!'

"Good news. It wasn't a toxic chemical leak. It was an old pizza in your kid's room."

Cheese Secret

When placed in the hands of the right person on a long vacation, even egg salad could be a deadly weapon.

A consumer guide to cheese.

"The mold cleaners are here! I gotta scram."

Woman disposes of partner's squash kit in hazardous waste container.

'He's a sniffer dog-trained to sniff out dope.'

Why used clothing should be declared a dangerous weapon...

At the animal perfume fair.

'Eww! Gross! You smell really good. Have you been in the rose garden again?'

"OK...not taking a shower is not an option for teenage boys!"

'I need a new scent.'

I just wish he'd warn us when he's going to have an out-of-body-odor experience.

Manna from heaven puts the olfactory talents of Israel's dogs to the test.'

'A Cow with REALLY bad breath'.

'Luck I forgot my deodorant this morning.'

"I can smell things you can't even begin to imagine..."

'Don't blame me for running off. I was just following odors.'

"Ah - the smell of untreated sewage in the morning."

"I don't think much of this new deodorant"

Smelly fish.

"Don't call me at work. My gloves stink."

'For $10.95 can I interest you in our deluxe wash and wax?'

'Smells all right to me, but then everything smells alright to me.'

At the underarm odor judge training program, something plucks a chord..."

Men's Fragrances

'He put 'odor eaters' in his shoes this morning.'

Acme Fertilizers - Man Smells Something Funny.

'You stay on your side of the island until the rescue party arrives please!'

Bees swarm at a Scratch & Sniff Card Shop.

"This perfume's passed its 'smell by' date!"

"Our mistress is a florist you see, so it's fun to sniff her when she gets home to guess which flowers are in season..."

Acme fertilizer office has poster saying 'stink'.