Odor Specialist Pillows

"I'll take your case, and those stage smells inn your backyard will be tracked down and eliminated."

'I love you...but you don't half stink!'

"Good news. It wasn't a toxic chemical leak. It was an old pizza in your kid's room."

Cheese Secret

When placed in the hands of the right person on a long vacation, even egg salad could be a deadly weapon.

A consumer guide to cheese.

"The mold cleaners are here! I gotta scram."

Woman disposes of partner's squash kit in hazardous waste container.

'He's a sniffer dog-trained to sniff out dope.'

Why used clothing should be declared a dangerous weapon...

At the animal perfume fair.

'Eww! Gross! You smell really good. Have you been in the rose garden again?'

"OK...not taking a shower is not an option for teenage boys!"

'I need a new scent.'

I just wish he'd warn us when he's going to have an out-of-body-odor experience.

Manna from heaven puts the olfactory talents of Israel's dogs to the test.'

'A Cow with REALLY bad breath'.

'Luck I forgot my deodorant this morning.'

"I can smell things you can't even begin to imagine..."

'Don't blame me for running off. I was just following odors.'

"Ah - the smell of untreated sewage in the morning."

"I don't think much of this new deodorant"

Smelly fish.

"Don't call me at work. My gloves stink."

'For $10.95 can I interest you in our deluxe wash and wax?'

'Smells all right to me, but then everything smells alright to me.'

At the underarm odor judge training program, something plucks a chord..."

Men's Fragrances

'He put 'odor eaters' in his shoes this morning.'

Acme Fertilizers - Man Smells Something Funny.

'You stay on your side of the island until the rescue party arrives please!'

Bees swarm at a Scratch & Sniff Card Shop.

"This perfume's passed its 'smell by' date!"

"Our mistress is a florist you see, so it's fun to sniff her when she gets home to guess which flowers are in season..."

Acme fertilizer office has poster saying 'stink'.