Antihero Admirer Pillows

"Power corrupts—and we're just sitting here."

Robert Mitchum

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

You're dead to me, Marsha. And that's just the way I like it."

Super Strength, Impervious to Bullets And Explosions

Bingo's Time Out - Part Three

"I've been genetically modified!"

Cow of BEEF

Monster Baseball

"I'm getting plasma, iron and platelets. RH positive!"

'I hate waking up with coffin hair.'

"Don't be a sentimental fool, Harker!"

Veterans Day US

The next damn Batman.

Superbaldie.

It's Not Easy Being Ant Boy!

Masquerade

"Ya know, dad...I get to pretend I'm a superhero because of real heroes like you."

Sarah Palin Fact #2783, Sarah Palin makes her own diamond earrings by squeezing coal.

Chickenspox

"Your wife called you 'heartless?' Well...she is right."

Australian punk

Superhero

Zorro, The Embroiderer

Spiderman at the Improv

"At home with a superhero!"

'It just happens that all my heroes are anti-heroes.'

Superhero flying off in women's underwear

'I started out as one of the good guys but I hated it.'

The Dark Side of the Lone Ranger

Batman and Catwoman chilling at home

"I'll handle this."

"Naw, it's a drone."

"No, it won't last long, but while it does I aim to fight as much evil as possible."

"Bring it on, Spandex Girl. You’ll never defeat WAISTLINE!"