Anti-hero Admirer Pillows

The Dark Side of the Lone Ranger

"I've hated Tom Brady forever, but I'll always be grateful to him for giving us something else to talk about."

Super Strength, Impervious to Bullets And Explosions

Cow of BEEF

Veterans Day US

Superbaldie.

Masquerade

"Ya know, dad...I get to pretend I'm a superhero because of real heroes like you."

Chickenspox

Sarah Palin Fact #2783, Sarah Palin makes her own diamond earrings by squeezing coal.

Superhero

Zorro, The Embroiderer

'...and I share my prize with the maintenance dept. who have worked tirelessly to keep the clean room perfectly immaculate.'

"At home with a superhero!"

Life on Earth - Why bother?

'It just happens that all my heroes are anti-heroes.'

'I started out as one of the good guys but I hated it.'

Superhero flying off in women's underwear

"No, it won't last long, but while it does I aim to fight as much evil as possible."

"Bring it on, Spandex Girl. You’ll never defeat WAISTLINE!"

Robert Mitchum

"I'll handle this."

Schunard

Hans Brinker - the early years.

'Maybe I should get a cape...I never know where the heck to put my wallet!'

No need to thank me ma'am. Just doing my job!

'I'm just passing through your airspace.'

"Boss, if you could be any superhero, which one would it be?" "Insurance-Adjuster-Man." "In a world where superheroes were real, there'd be an awful lot of collateral damage to buildings and infrastructure." "Insurance-Adjuster-Man would probably clear six figures by breakfast." "'Heroes' aren't in it for the money." "Of course they are. Take Lex Luthor, for instance..."

"Let's go to my sister's house. They have the 'Absolutely No Super Hero Movies Channel.'"