Anti-hero Adorer Pillows

"No, it won't last long, but while it does I aim to fight as much evil as possible."

"He was a very good boy."

Super Strength, Impervious to Bullets And Explosions

Bingo's Time Out - Part Three

The Awful Lawfuls Chapter 10

Cow of BEEF

"I've been genetically modified!"

'Why do they call these conventions when everyone here is so unconventional?'

Veterans Day US

Masquerade

The next damn Batman.

Superbaldie.

"Ya know, dad...I get to pretend I'm a superhero because of real heroes like you."

"You look like the kind of folks who laugh at adversity."

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Twenty One

Sarah Palin Fact #2783, Sarah Palin makes her own diamond earrings by squeezing coal.

Chickenspox

Zorro, The Embroiderer

Superhero

Spiderman at the Improv

'Look, Dad! It's a masked, super hero.'

"At home with a superhero!"

Life on Earth - Why bother?

'I started out as one of the good guys but I hated it.'

Superhero flying off in women's underwear

'It just happens that all my heroes are anti-heroes.'

"Bring it on, Spandex Girl. You’ll never defeat WAISTLINE!"

The Dark Side of the Lone Ranger

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Thirty Eight

Robert Mitchum

"Naw, it's a drone."

My favorite hero? Amelia Earhart. Is she like Catwoman? Amelia Earhart was a real person. Not like your Bat-Dans and Captain Lanterns. A real hero doesn't complain when a mischievous young lass siphons off gas from her plane. He's called Batma – What? A real hero silently pats that lass on the head, climbs into her plane … and takes off into the wild blue yonder … without even a single mention of how that young lass may have also stolen her compass. I'm also a fan of the brave Max Pruss, who onc

"I'll handle this."

Looks like it's one of the turbines.. Or it could be an intake gasket... Or possibly an ignition valve lever... Or maybe even a fuel coil... But then again, everything's invisible so there's really no way to be sure.

The new Avengers movie is going to be better than the new X-Men movie because it's not about saving the whole world. Yeah. People are tired of blockbusters where the fate of the whole world is at stake. That's why "The Martian" did so well. It was only about the fate of Matt Damon and his potato garden. I want to see a movie where aliens try to conquer Venus and nobody cares. We really should have our own movie review show.