Action Hero Admirer Pillows

Andrew Cuomo & Snake Plissken

"He was a very good boy."

Wotan with eye patch

Super Strength, Impervious to Bullets And Explosions

"Just a brief moment, Linda, to thank you for my delicious meals. And if you need me by your side... just whistle." "What fresh hell is this?"

Turning Japanese: I really think so.

'Action!...Cut!...Right, everything else is CGI'

Cow of BEEF

'I saw an offbeat play the other night. No one took off their clothes.'

Masquerade

Superbaldie.

"Ya know, dad...I get to pretend I'm a superhero because of real heroes like you."

'It was only a joke. I never thought they's accept me.'

Actor talking to unimpressed child

Peter Lorre caricature

Chickenspox

Sarah Palin Fact #2783, Sarah Palin makes her own diamond earrings by squeezing coal.

Zorro, The Embroiderer

Superhero

Road Kill Cafe.

"And now the award for..."

'...and I share my prize with the maintenance dept. who have worked tirelessly to keep the clean room perfectly immaculate.'

At the baby oil factory.

"At home with a superhero!"

Superhero flying off in women's underwear

'You were up for the part, but we got ourselves a digitized actor who is just a little better looking, has a little better voice and does those action scenes a lot better.'

"I'll handle this."

"Bring it on, Spandex Girl. You’ll never defeat WAISTLINE!"