Hero Complex Admirer Pillows

'For your information, I am engaging the energy of change and complexity to create the future I desire.'

Super Strength, Impervious to Bullets And Explosions

Wotan with eye patch

Cow of BEEF

Masquerade

Superbaldie.

Thank you to our awesome NHS staff

"Ya know, dad...I get to pretend I'm a superhero because of real heroes like you."

Chickenspox

Sarah Palin Fact #2783, Sarah Palin makes her own diamond earrings by squeezing coal.

Superhero

Zorro, The Embroiderer

The Missing Bell

'...and I share my prize with the maintenance dept. who have worked tirelessly to keep the clean room perfectly immaculate.'

"At home with a superhero!"

Superhero flying off in women's underwear

"I'll handle this."

"Bring it on, Spandex Girl. You’ll never defeat WAISTLINE!"

Robert Mitchum

The Dark Side of the Lone Ranger

Hans Brinker - the early years.

'Maybe I should get a cape...I never know where the heck to put my wallet!'

No need to thank me ma'am. Just doing my job!

'Og's so modest...he won't mention it but he was the very first to discover fire!'

You remind me of someone I once pulled from the rubble: Pickup lines for heroes.

'I'm just passing through your airspace.'

"I'll help you with your weak Wi-Fi signal. But the next time you call a super hero, make sure it's a real emergency."

Andrew Cuomo & Snake Plissken

"Yes, I can turn back time by reversing the Earth's rotation. However, it must be for a better reason than finding your phone."