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Bingo's Time Out - Part Three

'For your information, I am engaging the energy of change and complexity to create the future I desire.'

Super Strength, Impervious to Bullets And Explosions

Wotan with eye patch

"I've been genetically modified!"

Cow of BEEF

Thank you to our awesome NHS staff

Superbaldie.

Masquerade

"Ya know, dad...I get to pretend I'm a superhero because of real heroes like you."

Sarah Palin Fact #2783, Sarah Palin makes her own diamond earrings by squeezing coal.

Chickenspox

The Missing Bell

Superhero

Zorro, The Embroiderer

Spiderman at the Improv

'...and I share my prize with the maintenance dept. who have worked tirelessly to keep the clean room perfectly immaculate.'

"At home with a superhero!"

Superhero flying off in women's underwear

Robert Mitchum

"I want to change my name...to someone who was ahead of her time...a legendary artist who still influences culture today! Her last name was Kahlo, but you can call me...Frida!"

"Naw, it's a drone."

The Dark Side of the Lone Ranger

"Bring it on, Spandex Girl. You’ll never defeat WAISTLINE!"

"I'll handle this."

Looks like it's one of the turbines.. Or it could be an intake gasket... Or possibly an ignition valve lever... Or maybe even a fuel coil... But then again, everything's invisible so there's really no way to be sure.

Hans Brinker - the early years.

No need to thank me ma'am. Just doing my job!

The First Sign Your Child May Be A Superhero.

'Maybe I should get a cape...I never know where the heck to put my wallet!'

'I wish I could help...'

Andrew Cuomo & Snake Plissken

"I'll help you with your weak Wi-Fi signal. But the next time you call a super hero, make sure it's a real emergency."

'I'm just passing through your airspace.'

"Yes, I can turn back time by reversing the Earth's rotation. However, it must be for a better reason than finding your phone."