Heroine Admirer T-Shirts

"I want to change my name...to someone who was ahead of her time...a legendary artist who still influences culture today! Her last name was Kahlo, but you can call me...Frida!"

Super Strength, Impervious to Bullets And Explosions

Bingo's Time Out - Part Three

Love

"I've been genetically modified!"

Goddess

"Of all the labour saving devices invented in the last 70 years, this is one's favourite."

"She's a golden retriever...I've always had a thing for blondes!"

Masquerade

Louise Farrenc

Rapunzel - before the make-over.

Superbaldie.

Elizabeth II

"Ya know, dad...I get to pretend I'm a superhero because of real heroes like you."

Sarah Palin Fact #2783, Sarah Palin makes her own diamond earrings by squeezing coal.

Chickenspox

Zorro, The Embroiderer

Superhero

Captain Hook's lesser known brother - 'Captain Giant Foam Finger'.

'Valentine's Day used to be just another day until I got a heart.'

"Now I'm well, I miss my doctor."

'...and I share my prize with the maintenance dept. who have worked tirelessly to keep the clean room perfectly immaculate.'

"Do you know a good taxidermist?"

"At home with a superhero!"

Superhero flying off in women's underwear

'Well, well, looks like someone's been back out to that damned 16th Century Italian Comic Theatre Outlet Mall again!'

Queen Elizabeth overtakes Victoria as longest reigning monarch on September 9th, 2015

"So the knight married the damsel and they lived not-unhappily ever-after, though the knight regretted not having slain a few more dragons in his prime."

Looks like it's one of the turbines.. Or it could be an intake gasket... Or possibly an ignition valve lever... Or maybe even a fuel coil... But then again, everything's invisible so there's really no way to be sure.

Maybe the issue isn't how the pea makes you feel,but how the person who put it there makes you feel.

"Naw, it's a drone."

It had to be you!

Princess

'Maybe next time. I never kiss on a first date.'

"I'll handle this."