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'Well, well, looks like someone's been back out to that damned 16th Century Italian Comic Theatre Outlet Mall again!'

"How can you be out of wings?"

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

Fairy Library - Frontispiece to Jack and the Beanstalk

"Little help?"

'OK, so I fumbled. Now can you cure it or not?'

"Gone with the wind with cats" "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn." "Me neither, who cares—let's take a nap."

"He gets easily abstracted."

"I just know he's gonna ask me why I voted for Trump."

Love

'A message from the Vikings, sire. It says, 'we've got spirit! Yes, we do! We've got spirit! How about you!?'

'Yes Mr Hare, you were right: He IS on steroids!'

Fairy Library - Cinderella Marries the Prince

'Look man, no wings!'

"Of all the labour saving devices invented in the last 70 years, this is one's favourite."

Love Birds love just being together

"It appears to be a giant boil, sire."

'He'll stop being so smug when he gets his first dent.'

"Sorry. I'm out of leprecondoms."

"Hey, that's just one omniscient guy's opinion."

Elizabeth II

"What good is power if you don't use it?"

"It may not be resplendent, Your Highness, but it's totally ergonomic."

Queen Hermione - Queen Victoria Urged To Stop Mourning and Return to Public Life

'Actually,no. It isn't okay to have a little chat and sign a few autographs!'

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French 75s at the Stafford

"That's not fair. I do not only visit you once a year on National Asparagus Day."

"Imagine! In the past year alone, Thomas Jefferson has learned to speak Swahili and play the glockenspiel."

'It's really nice up here, but I miss all the negative political ads.'

'Valentine's Day used to be just another day until I got a heart.'

"A fire-breathing dragon represents the conflict you have with the Lord of the Manor."