Harlequin Admirer Gifts

'Well, well, looks like someone's been back out to that damned 16th Century Italian Comic Theatre Outlet Mall again!'

"How can you be out of wings?"

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

Fairy Library - Frontispiece to Jack and the Beanstalk

"Little help?"

Devil's food cake/Angel's food cake. Delivery mix-up.

"Nice epic battle between good and evil!"

'OK, so I fumbled. Now can you cure it or not?'

"Gone with the wind with cats" "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn." "Me neither, who cares—let's take a nap."

"He gets easily abstracted."

"I just know he's gonna ask me why I voted for Trump."

Love

'Look man, no wings!'

'Yes Mr Hare, you were right: He IS on steroids!'

'A message from the Vikings, sire. It says, 'we've got spirit! Yes, we do! We've got spirit! How about you!?'

Fairy Library - Cinderella Marries the Prince

"It appears to be a giant boil, sire."

"Of all the labour saving devices invented in the last 70 years, this is one's favourite."

Love Birds love just being together

'He'll stop being so smug when he gets his first dent.'

"Hey, that's just one omniscient guy's opinion."

"Sorry. I'm out of leprecondoms."

Elizabeth II

"What good is power if you don't use it?"

"It may not be resplendent, Your Highness, but it's totally ergonomic."

Queen Hermione - Queen Victoria Urged To Stop Mourning and Return to Public Life

'Actually,no. It isn't okay to have a little chat and sign a few autographs!'

"Imagine! In the past year alone, Thomas Jefferson has learned to speak Swahili and play the glockenspiel."

French 75s at the Stafford

"We use the proceeds to help offset the cost of your eternal salvation."

Arch of Triumph Save

"That's not fair. I do not only visit you once a year on National Asparagus Day."

'It's really nice up here, but I miss all the negative political ads.'

'Valentine's Day used to be just another day until I got a heart.'

"A fire-breathing dragon represents the conflict you have with the Lord of the Manor."