Hollywood Admirer Gifts

"Gone with the wind with cats" "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn." "Me neither, who cares—let's take a nap."

Bill Nighy

Eva Mendes

John Goodman

Rashida Jones

Ancient Racing

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

"Let's talk film or let's not talk film - I'm easy."

Moses' Tablet

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

Meet Me Outside St. Louis

Saint George and the Drag Queen

Frank was certain his Bird of Paradise mating dance would press all the right buttons with Margaret.

'Yorick? No, I don't think so, unless of course he was a Neanderthal!'

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"Wait—what did I come into this room to do?"

Falstaff

'Fancy you doing a curtsey and she being a non-serving royal, you big dope!'

On the brink.

Wordplay: In The Bag.

"OK, fine. Perhaps 'sower of discord in the lower depths of hell' was overstating it."

Piano and Pianist with broken legs.

Cat Burglar

Cow's straw

...gon make you sweat...gon make you groove

Dolphin friendly tuna

'Your fur looks like you slept in it.'

"Bill is in charge of our Ethics Department."

I don't think I'm letting sunlight in when I open the curtains. I think the darkness is going out.

Hamlet

"Another flue shot, Larry.

If humans instead of dinosaurs had lived when the big asteroid hit.

New Flavors at Where's the Scoop Ice Cream

'...And now, the film most criticized for eroding traditional family values, the nominees are...'

'No, Ben, making your eyes go bigger does not make the fish grow bigger!'