Hollywood Spotlight Admirer Gifts

Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt

"Gone with the wind with cats" "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn." "Me neither, who cares—let's take a nap."

Bryan Ferry

"Snow White swears by these 10 products for flawless beauty."

'...And now, the film most criticized for eroding traditional family values, the nominees are...'

Tom Hanks

"Did Melina Mercouri ever get those marbles back to Greece?"

'For the actress who benefitted most by rehab...'

George Clooney Machine

Hollywood producer.

Michael Caine

David Bowie

"Face it - in this town, either you're a star or you're just another brown dwarf."

Laurel and Hardy

TV stage door

Meryl Streep

Child star Fatty Deposits humiliates Zippy, The Wonderdog, on the set of their latest movie, 'Too Cute For Comfort'....

Christopher Nolan caricature

Gillian Leigh Anderson

Melanie Griffith

Sofia Vergara

Scrip Doctor

'Sometimes I think we shoot too much film and too few actors - give me your gun!'

'Do you have any of that after shave that makes me look like Brad Pitt?'

Arnold Schwarzenneger caricature.

The Wickerman (Hollywood style)

Whoopie Goldberg

"And here - take this Vin Diesel monologue with you!"

Shirley MacLaine caricature

Arnold Schwarzenegger going to a party as Bach.

Ellen Page

The Month of June

"If it weren't for the Botox, right now I'd be so sharing your enthusiasm."

"I see myself as a lot like Garbo, but very much a people person!"

Madonna.