Hollywood Glitz Admirer Gifts

"If it weren't for the Botox, right now I'd be so sharing your enthusiasm."

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

"Let's talk film or let's not talk film - I'm easy."

Frank was certain his Bird of Paradise mating dance would press all the right buttons with Margaret.

Saint George and the Drag Queen

Moses' Tablet

Meet Me Outside St. Louis

'Yorick? No, I don't think so, unless of course he was a Neanderthal!'

Wordplay: In The Bag.

Cat Burglar

"OK, fine. Perhaps 'sower of discord in the lower depths of hell' was overstating it."

'Fancy you doing a curtsey and she being a non-serving royal, you big dope!'

Falstaff

...gon make you sweat...gon make you groove

"Gone with the wind with cats" "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn." "Me neither, who cares—let's take a nap."

'Your fur looks like you slept in it.'

"Bill is in charge of our Ethics Department."

New Flavors at Where's the Scoop Ice Cream

'No, Ben, making your eyes go bigger does not make the fish grow bigger!'

Hamlet

"Another flue shot, Larry.

'...And now, the film most criticized for eroding traditional family values, the nominees are...'

"What other tricks does he need?"

'Yes, I am impressed at how fast you got here, but where's my pizza?'

Tom Hanks

'For the actress who benefitted most by rehab...'

Storm in a magic lamp.

"So, how did the audition go?" "Great! I really nailed it."

"Did Melina Mercouri ever get those marbles back to Greece?"

Cheating Death.

One Painting Says To the Other... 'Do you ever get that creepy feeling like they are watching you.'

"Stupid – yet irresistible."

"Oh look Pharaoh a miniature replica of your final resting place."