Heroine Admirer Pillows

Super Strength, Impervious to Bullets And Explosions

Love

Goddess

"Of all the labour saving devices invented in the last 70 years, this is one's favourite."

Masquerade

Superbaldie.

Rapunzel - before the make-over.

Louise Farrenc

"She's a golden retriever...I've always had a thing for blondes!"

Elizabeth II

"Ya know, dad...I get to pretend I'm a superhero because of real heroes like you."

Sarah Palin Fact #2783, Sarah Palin makes her own diamond earrings by squeezing coal.

Chickenspox

Superhero

Zorro, The Embroiderer

"Now I'm well, I miss my doctor."

'Valentine's Day used to be just another day until I got a heart.'

"Do you know a good taxidermist?"

'...and I share my prize with the maintenance dept. who have worked tirelessly to keep the clean room perfectly immaculate.'

"At home with a superhero!"

Superhero flying off in women's underwear

"Bring it on, Spandex Girl. You’ll never defeat WAISTLINE!"

'I'm Frog, formerly known as Prince.'

"So the knight married the damsel and they lived not-unhappily ever-after, though the knight regretted not having slain a few more dragons in his prime."

"I'll handle this."

Rapunzel's Hair Extensions.

'Well, well, looks like someone's been back out to that damned 16th Century Italian Comic Theatre Outlet Mall again!'

Princess

It had to be you!