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"Wall markings with plaque that reads 'Zorro slept here'."

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

"Yes, I said bring me the king. . .But not that king."

Super Strength, Impervious to Bullets And Explosions

"I've been genetically modified!"

Cow of BEEF

Knight ponders on how to remove sword from the stone. Peasant onlooker says: 'You wanna get some WD-40 on that, mate.'

"If you need anything in the building, just call the super. This is the only known photo of him."

Superbaldie.

Triumphant mouse posing like Perseus holding aloft Medusa's head.

Masquerade

"Ya know, dad...I get to pretend I'm a superhero because of real heroes like you."

Chickenspox

Sarah Palin Fact #2783, Sarah Palin makes her own diamond earrings by squeezing coal.

Despite some initial reservations, the knights were often grateful for Guinevere's presence at the Round Table.

Superhero

Zorro, The Embroiderer

'...and I share my prize with the maintenance dept. who have worked tirelessly to keep the clean room perfectly immaculate.'

"At home with a superhero!"

Superhero flying off in women's underwear

"I'll handle this."

"Naw, it's a drone."

Looks like it's one of the turbines.. Or it could be an intake gasket... Or possibly an ignition valve lever... Or maybe even a fuel coil... But then again, everything's invisible so there's really no way to be sure.

"Bring it on, Spandex Girl. You’ll never defeat WAISTLINE!"

Superfoods are in aisle three.

Achilles often feared that his weakness would be discovered.

Hans Brinker - the early years.

'Maybe I should get a cape...I never know where the heck to put my wallet!'

No need to thank me ma'am. Just doing my job!

The First Sign Your Child May Be A Superhero.

"It's about this Hans Brinker boy. Either you stop him or he stands to lose a finger!"

"I'm not sure if that's William Shatner or Deadpool without his mask."

"Yes, I can turn back time by reversing the Earth's rotation. However, it must be for a better reason than finding your phone."

You remind me of someone I once pulled from the rubble: Pickup lines for heroes.

'I'm just passing through your airspace.'