Fame Enthusiast Gifts

Pile of books for sale with sign: Expired Fifteen-Minutes-of-Fame Books.

"These clippings are very interesting, but you're confusing being newsworthy with being credit-worthy."

"I know being a celebrity might not make me happy but I could be an unhappy celebrity."

Talent Agency: Here Today/Gone Tomorrow.

Pete never wanted the fame that came with being a national symbol...he just thought it was a good way to meet girls.

"Wait a minute... You're not Warren Gurkenman the famous actor, but his stuntman?!"

"On the upside, your name recognition is excellent with people who hate you."

"Thank you for coming into the studio tonight, your story is truly a fascinating one, however I've decided our time would be better spent reviewing my meteoric rise to celebrity status within this television network."

'I have money, fame and power...but all it's done is made me happy.'

Autograph hunters

Jack Gleeson

Anne Hathaway

"Work? - Of course I don't work. . . I'm a celebrity!"

Anna Calvi

'Look - a starfish, its manager, its agent, its minders, its significant other, its make-up artist, its personal trainer, its secretary, its astrologer, its feng shui consultant...'

'I'd explain how the TV, VCR, DVD, surround sound home entertainment system works...but I don't know.'

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

Job Vacancy: Human cannonball. Applicants must of the right calibre

'...And then, I guess our relationship got TOO meaningful.'

Why Cupid is not allowed to drink alcohol anymore...

'Would you like you steak WITH or WITHOUT a capella?'

"Spoiler alert! I'm about to tell you the part that really bugged me about 'Wolverine.'" "You don't have to say 'spoiler alert,' minion. It's been a month." "Anyone who hasn't seen it yet has not fulfilled their role as a dutiful consumer, and deserves whatever spoilage they will receive." "In fact, let me know who they are and I'll enter them into my database. When the corporatist revolution comes, there will be consequences." "Um... never mind."

School Career Choices: Celebrity chef, celebrity gardener,celebrity plumber, celebrity vet, celebrity painter & decorator. . .

Showing off the good china 3-7 pm.

Dialogue

"We can stop entertaining ourselves now, Ian."

David Grohl - Foo Fighters

'Looks like everyone has FINALLY gone home.'

Starvation Watching

Maps to the homes of guys with friends who know some of the limo drivers of the personal trainers of the stars.

Love Birds love just being together

'It's one of the candidates for baptism. Wants to know if he can hold the hand that shook Elvis's hand above the water.'

Lady throws dart to decide which soap opera she's going to watch.

'It's nice, but I wish we could get more than one channel.'

John Barth wrote "Everyone is necessarily the hero of his own life story." That he did, little buddy. But what if a person spends most of his life watching tv, films, Youtube, Instagram, Facebook, etc? What if my -- I mean, this person's -- life story is watching other people's life stories? Does that make other people the hero of this person's story? Sometimes I don't know where I end and Kanye begins. That'd be somewhere around Kim Kardashian.