Fame Enthusiasts Gifts

Overnight Sensation

Have you ever known anyone famous? I have. I've always been great friends with Randy "The Rock" Taylor. What? That's you. Carry yourself like everyone knows you, and everyone you meet will feel like they SHOULD know you. HEY, YOU ALL OVER THERE! YOU KNOW ME! You don't carry things with your mouth.

Anna Calvi

'Look - a starfish, its manager, its agent, its minders, its significant other, its make-up artist, its personal trainer, its secretary, its astrologer, its feng shui consultant...'

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

Jack Gleeson

Hairy men taking advantage of the laser tag/laser hair removal combo package.

"Maybe you set it up wrong."

"We both see Ben as this summer's breakout child."

David Grohl - Foo Fighters

Leo McKern

Parents start infant on the way to fame.

Cleaner cleaning under the feet of the dancers as they perform

Maps to the homes of guys with friends who know some of the limo drivers of the personal trainers of the stars.

'Get me public relations!'

Meryl Streep

CELEBRITY NEWS TEAM"Now here's Frank Sinatra with the weather."

'Man, I'm age 21 now and so far, I haven't done anything important. Things can't go on like this or I will have to forget my plan to become rich and famous by writing my autobiography at age 35!'

Viggo Mortensen

"You played yourself in your last picture. Everyone found it unconvincing."

Pile of books for sale with sign: Expired Fifteen-Minutes-of-Fame Books.

Pete never wanted the fame that came with being a national symbol...he just thought it was a good way to meet girls.

As Seen On TV

A couple holding hands

Daniel Day Lewis

'Get Doc Weston and Tell him I have a fever and to come over quick. We have a show to do tonight.' The talking dog goes over to the doctor's house and simply says 'woof'.

"I've decided to redefine as a GREAT artist."

"It's our latest celebrity scent, it's called Elon Musk. It smells like money!"

Emma Watson

What really became of the boy named Sue.

"Alright be cool. We're just gonna ask for an autograph and be on our way."

"We're callin' 'im Bill, coz he came at the end of the month"

Oliver Reed

Edward Loves Mae Marsh

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