Former Fame Enthusiasts Gifts

When he was a top matador, women threw themselves at this feet. Now they walk all over him. From matador to doormat!

Anna Calvi

'Look - a starfish, its manager, its agent, its minders, its significant other, its make-up artist, its personal trainer, its secretary, its astrologer, its feng shui consultant...'

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

Jack Gleeson

David Grohl - Foo Fighters

"We both see Ben as this summer's breakout child."

Parents start infant on the way to fame.

Maps to the homes of guys with friends who know some of the limo drivers of the personal trainers of the stars.

Leo McKern

CELEBRITY NEWS TEAM"Now here's Frank Sinatra with the weather."

"Damn Pope Gregory and his new calendar."

Cary Grant

'Man, I'm age 21 now and so far, I haven't done anything important. Things can't go on like this or I will have to forget my plan to become rich and famous by writing my autobiography at age 35!'

"You played yourself in your last picture. Everyone found it unconvincing."

Meryl Streep

Viggo Mortensen

Pile of books for sale with sign: Expired Fifteen-Minutes-of-Fame Books.

Pete never wanted the fame that came with being a national symbol...he just thought it was a good way to meet girls.

"It's our latest celebrity scent, it's called Elon Musk. It smells like money!"

"I've decided to redefine as a GREAT artist."

Emma Watson

'Get Doc Weston and Tell him I have a fever and to come over quick. We have a show to do tonight.' The talking dog goes over to the doctor's house and simply says 'woof'.

"Clark Gable, Gary Cooper, Cary Grant -- they're all gone. But Marcus is still here."

Daniel Day Lewis

As Seen On TV

"Alright be cool. We're just gonna ask for an autograph and be on our way."

Oliver Reed

Fan club

"Yes, Your Honor, I'm Mr. Brandon, Mr. Shindelbower's attorney, along with his agent and publicist."

Morgan Freeman

Elle Fanning

"Wait a minute... You're not Warren Gurkenman the famous actor, but his stuntman?!"

Edward Loves Mae Marsh

"I'm all over the Internet, so why hide? I might as well come out and enjoy myself."