Pop Star Enthusiasts Gifts

"Ladies and gentlemen, the fabulous Harry Styles."

"Hello, I'm Britney."

George Michael

'Look - a starfish, its manager, its agent, its minders, its significant other, its make-up artist, its personal trainer, its secretary, its astrologer, its feng shui consultant...'

"Can you make me look like Wolverine?"

T. S. Eliot Meets Beavis And Butthead

'There it is, 'Twerk', right next to 'Twerp'.'

"Alexa, play Thriller by Michael Jackson."

The last song before the party exploded.

"Just play the hit single, then you can do the experimental track."

The return of the four sheepskins

Goldilocks and the Three Stooges.

Elton John

Celebrity Phrenologist.

"I'm astounded that your dog is channeling Eubie Blake! Has he never heard of Elton John?"

Michael Jackson: The thriller of entertainment.

Justin Timberlake

'Actually, we're here to pitch a treatment for a new Star Trek series.'

"Coming up... more of the same mindless pop songs with repetitive lyrics and nauseating melodies!"

'He may be the Messiah, but he's no Springsteen.'

"How come they remember every word of any pop song but not a single line of poetry?"

"Congratulations! You unlocked the devil in your coffee. Microwave a seventh time and you'll meet L. Ron Hubbard."

Gregg Allman

"Today on the ask Sadie show, we'll be addressing one single topic: 'Wolverine.' Specifically, we'll be talking about how most of you freaks who were obsessed with it for months are no longer talking about it. You people today have the attention span of a chimpanzee!!! That's an average of about 20 seconds, for those of you who still remember what I just said."

"Wow! - That's bland, derivative and sooo dull..! It's gonna make us millions!"

"Why is there an ad for Jay-Z in the New England Journal of Pediatric Medicine?!"

"I've decided to redefine as a GREAT artist."

'This next song is for all the people out there who came to hear me sing.'

ABBA

The Wackoman (Heat it).

'Beat it'

My Youtube channel's taking off. Mine too, little buddy. You have a Youtube channel? Of course, it's got 12.8 million subscribers. I accompanies my best-selling MANuals book series. I post a video per day. There's "Pickup Artist Mondays," "Man-Grooming Tuesdays," "Relationship Escape-Artist Wednesdays" ... "Become an Alpha in Five Minutes Thursdays" ... "New Advances in Speedos Fridays," and "Using Quantum Physics and the Multiverse Theory to Explain Why that Lady She Caught You with was Actuall

"Who allowed Andy Serkis to Mo-Cap Beverly?"

Paul McCartney

At the CD shop.