Fan Of Pop Stars Gifts

Taylor Swift

"Can you make me look like Wolverine?"

T. S. Eliot Meets Beavis And Butthead

"Alexa, play Thriller by Michael Jackson."

'I don't know much about history, don't know much biology ... but we'll be OK if there's a round on song lyrics.'

The last song before the party exploded.

The return of the four sheepskins

Goldilocks and the Three Stooges.

Celebrity Phrenologist.

"I'm astounded that your dog is channeling Eubie Blake! Has he never heard of Elton John?"

"Jeepers creepers! It's Madonna, but it's you, too, Margaret."

Singer and her microphone

Rod Stewart

Madonna and Child, 2008

Band Aid-style rock stars wear T-shirts that read : 'Feed my ego'.

A 60's pop group

"Why is there an ad for Jay-Z in the New England Journal of Pediatric Medicine?!"

Imagine Dragons

'Father, meet Sister Kate, she shimmies like a jelly upon a jelly plate.'

"Congratulations! You unlocked the devil in your coffee. Microwave a seventh time and you'll meet L. Ron Hubbard."

"How come they remember every word of any pop song but not a single line of poetry?"

"Today on the ask Sadie show, we'll be addressing one single topic: 'Wolverine.' Specifically, we'll be talking about how most of you freaks who were obsessed with it for months are no longer talking about it. You people today have the attention span of a chimpanzee!!! That's an average of about 20 seconds, for those of you who still remember what I just said."

Electric guitar