Pop Star Enthusiast Gifts

'Les, instead of calling us the Les beat, why not call us the beat Les?'

"Welcome to our home, Great Abuelita Zoraida!"

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

James Bond in a Snow Globe

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

vaccine wars.

'I couldn't do my term paper because they've never made a movie about Rutherford B. Hayes.'

"What's wrong, boy? Is Timmy stuck in the well? Are zombies at your doggy door? A fire? Squirrels are holding your bone hostage? My Spotify stock just tanked?..." "He thinks he's real funny."

Anna Calvi

"No, I don’t find it funny that her first words are ‘South Park’!"

"And these are the Fab Four Noble Truths."

Bigfoot and the Loch Ness Monster have some fun with the tourists...

"Can you make me look like Wolverine?"

"You've changed."

Superheroes take a selfie

George Michael

T. S. Eliot Meets Beavis And Butthead

"It turns out that if you give a hundred monkeys a hundred typewriters, eventually they'll turn out the work of Tarantino."

"And the letterbox version, how does that make you feel."

"Walt Disney on ice."

"I'm the bad guy..."

"No way. Lando, my friend. Lando." "There's no way Lando Calrissian was a better betrayer than Alex Krycek." "Ask any passerby on the street. 9 out of 10 of them won't even know who Alex Krycek is." "That's utter foolishness. Everyone knows Alex Krycek. He was basically the X-Files' anti-Mulder. He could out-weasel Billy D. Williams any day." "Stop!" "When men start arguing over which fictional character was a better betrayer, they have officially run out of things to talk about." "That Kr

"You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the heck else are you talking... you talking to me?"

"Bram Stoker's Bambi"

"I'll have the drum an sea bass, the house salad and the techno nachos!"

"...You talking to me? Well, I'm the only one here... You talking to me?!" "Narcissus De Niro"

"Honey, where did you put my Green Lantern cufflinks?!"

"Hugh fans!"

Filet minion

"Death Star? Is that in the Valley?"

Marilyn Monroe - Spot the Difference

"I'm more of a 'How Jen stays thin' person than a 'Why Jen won't let Brad alone' person."

Tarzan of the damn dirty apes.

"I don't understand it! My nerd detector's going crazy!"