Fame Enthusiast Prints

Pile of books for sale with sign: Expired Fifteen-Minutes-of-Fame Books.

"These clippings are very interesting, but you're confusing being newsworthy with being credit-worthy."

"I know being a celebrity might not make me happy but I could be an unhappy celebrity."

Talent Agency: Here Today/Gone Tomorrow.

Pete never wanted the fame that came with being a national symbol...he just thought it was a good way to meet girls.

"Wait a minute... You're not Warren Gurkenman the famous actor, but his stuntman?!"

"On the upside, your name recognition is excellent with people who hate you."

"Thank you for coming into the studio tonight, your story is truly a fascinating one, however I've decided our time would be better spent reviewing my meteoric rise to celebrity status within this television network."

'I have money, fame and power...but all it's done is made me happy.'

Autograph hunters

"Work? - Of course I don't work. . . I'm a celebrity!"

'Look - a starfish, its manager, its agent, its minders, its significant other, its make-up artist, its personal trainer, its secretary, its astrologer, its feng shui consultant...'

'I'd explain how the TV, VCR, DVD, surround sound home entertainment system works...but I don't know.'

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

Job Vacancy: Human cannonball. Applicants must of the right calibre

"Spoiler alert! I'm about to tell you the part that really bugged me about 'Wolverine.'" "You don't have to say 'spoiler alert,' minion. It's been a month." "Anyone who hasn't seen it yet has not fulfilled their role as a dutiful consumer, and deserves whatever spoilage they will receive." "In fact, let me know who they are and I'll enter them into my database. When the corporatist revolution comes, there will be consequences." "Um... never mind."

School Career Choices: Celebrity chef, celebrity gardener,celebrity plumber, celebrity vet, celebrity painter & decorator. . .

'Would you like you steak WITH or WITHOUT a capella?'

Why Cupid is not allowed to drink alcohol anymore...

'...And then, I guess our relationship got TOO meaningful.'

Showing off the good china 3-7 pm.

Dialogue

"We can stop entertaining ourselves now, Ian."

David Grohl - Foo Fighters

'Looks like everyone has FINALLY gone home.'

Lady throws dart to decide which soap opera she's going to watch.

Love Birds love just being together

'It's nice, but I wish we could get more than one channel.'

Frank's bar & grill & jukebox & pool table & chairs & bathroom & mechanical bull & tables & karaoke machine & drinking fountain & lamps & fire extinguisher & doors & floors...

"You're wasting your time, I'll never understand which one is Liam Hemsworth and which one is Chris Hemsworth."

Leo McKern

Valentines Balloons

'Get me public relations!'

Waterfall of Disappointment

CELEBRITY NEWS TEAM"Now here's Frank Sinatra with the weather."