New Beginning Enthusiast Gifts

"I'd like you to meet Nan and Leo, but I think you already know Nan from back when it was Nan and Ralph."

Welcome to the Team

Bob's Driving School.

'I chose my field on what would put the most impressive initials after my name.'

"The first day of school. Yes sir. A day to make new friends. A day to mark new beginnings. A day to discover everyone but you has grown three feet over the summer."

'I've been sitting on this mountain for 25 years, and what I've learned is that true happiness can only be found in the soothing relief of a fast-acting hemorrhoid cream!'

The Inner Dog.

"Malachite promotes inner peace, hope and security, but I can’t say for certain it will help you put up with your boss."

Girl who had a bowl of trifle spilt over her dress at her court presentation party the night before

The New Age Dentist.

"OK, I think we're pretty much back to square one. You can stop now."

'It's my first attempt at gardening but so far I've learned...'

'You feel awkward? You're the one who said we ought to hunt bare.'

New Age Pit Bull

"...I suggest we call it Greenspanium"

She's disappointed. Doctor Frankenstein's online dating profile simply says that he's a "body-builder."

That Pesky 'Why' Chromosome.

Construction zone ends. Please resume following your bliss.

The Multi-Prop Juggler In Training

"Rayna's been kidnapped! And its all my fault!"

"Heavens, what have I done?!"

"Larry, stop signing your memos with your initials. No one takes them seriously."

'So what's new?' 'Everything.'

Father Time wishes Baby New Year luck.

'All in favor of turning our back on the past say ‘aye'.'

'The school counselor says I have well-developed motor skills. Will you bring me a car?'

'Believe me, when you reach MY age you won't remember who you joined up to forget!'

"It's that time of year when guys randomly explode."

"I told him to trim a couple of inches off the middle and he thought it was a fat remark."

"Losing my job at the factory was the best thing that ever happened to me"

Fasten your seatbelts

'This would make a great back massager.'

"I'm sorry-this is literally my first rodeo."

'Thank you for that kind introduction, Ed, but frankly, I would've liked a little further ado.'

'A simple bottle would have sufficed for your specimen, Mr Thomas.'