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"Maybe he'll take a mulligan."

"Just a brief moment, Linda, to thank you for my delicious meals. And if you need me by your side... just whistle." "What fresh hell is this?"

"You weren't expecting a walrus, right?"

"I always wondered who got my transplant."

'Did anyone hand in a mature stilton last week?'

The Consequences of an Interrupted Shower.

"Schedule the 'voyeur' and the 'exhibitionist' for the same time. I want them to meet."

Will You Marry Me Marcy 'Tough break, Marcy.'

"Previously on..."

'Remember, Harvey, the salesman said to not stay in the hot tub too long.'

'The good news is it's not mice.'

"And I was all like - severed head in a sack? What severed head in a sack?"

'Dude! Quick! Jump in! We've got to balance the load!'

Sex Education: "Here's one we prepared earlier..."

'Great team. Brilliant coach. No ball handler...'

"Lasagna anyone?"

"His parents never picked him up."

Bank Robbery

"...as of noon today, we became a non-profit making organisation."

Hippo on helipad.

"Damn it, Eddie! Not during the getaway, too!"

The best place for a dartboard is not beside an open window.

A ball's best case scenario.

Survivor Game

The Chicken's Revenge.

"They're about this big."

An unexpected development during round three of the annual nuclear physics play-off.

Today will start off with an interesting twist.

'Hand over all your money or the toaster gets it!'

"Say, what's that funny smell?"

"That's an unusual, orange jumpsuit!"

"You hate to see this kind of thing."

"We want two pizzas, in small, nonconsecutive slices."

'Sorry Trevor, but I don't date people I work with.'

Thieves searching for money down the back of the sofa.